Sunday, April 25, 2010
The Toxic Avenger: The Director's Cut (1984, Lloyd Kaufman & Michael Herz)
Anyone who attended the 35th Anniversary of Troma event at the New Beverly theater in Los Angeles this past Thursday April 22nd enjoyed the rare experience of viewing a 35mm print of the very rare director's cut of The Toxic Avenger. This cut included not only the deleted scenes which have been relegated to DVD bonus features and censored TV or foreign cuts (to compensate for the shortened length of the film without its violent scenes) but also rare extensions of certain scenes and two surreal extensions of montages which are so Ed Woodian in nature that they seem to be the work of a prankster editor.
Although my beloved Robert Prichard and Jennifer Baptist were not in attendance, Lloyd Kaufman and his Troma entourage (Tromantourage?) of Gabe Friedman, unpaid interns (of which I was once in the illustrious ranks) and porn star turned sometime actor Ron Jeremy all came out to introduce the film and even do a question and answer round between Toxic and the second film on the bill, Troma's most recent original production Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006, Lloyd Kaufman). Unfortunately Lloyd preferred to answer questions about Poultrygeist before the film was even screened, which put the audience in an awkward position. The few questions asked were about Toxic Avenger and the recently announced remake thereof, which Kaufman was skeptical about the actual fruition thereof and especially tired of answering questions about Troma's sole bonafide hit after 25 years. He did however take the opportunity to announce the 4th Toxic Avenger sequel.
There was only one question asked in regards to the rare extended cut which had just been accidentally screened, regarding the ludicrously extended montages - one of which incongruously incorporated scenes from earlier in the film while the other blatantly repeated the same shots over and over - to which Lloyd Kaufman replied you should never edit a film on acid. While these extended montages certainly indicate some kind of drug influence, this was probably a joke on Lloyd's part. However, another question about Lloyd's decision to change Toxie's voice in the sequels prompted an admission that he simply could not remember his own logic at the time, which helps supports my theory that the raw power of the hit-and-run head crushing scene in Toxic Avenger to disturb was partially accidental.
Here for the first time on the Internet is a detailed summary of the unrated director's cut of The Toxic Avenger. All differences from the unrated 1 hour 22 minute cut are noted in italics and scenes which have previously been included on DVD releases are noted in bold type.
This summary is simply to the best of my recollection and if there are any corrections to be made by readers who were at this screening or have seen this cut I would greatly appreciate them.
Opening narration and main titles
Introduction of Melvin, Bozo, Slug, Wanda, Julie at Tromaville Health Club
Slug and Wanda's locker room sex scene, with additional nude shots of Jennifer Baptist and build up of Mark Torgl being drawn to the sound of her and Robert Prichard making love
Hit and run driving scene
Melvin leaves home the next morning to go to work. He kisses his mother goodbye and lingers on the kiss so long she has to push him away.
Slug puts a snake down an aerobics instructor's shirt
Mayor Belgoody plays golf with a toxic chemical company associate
Melvin gets tricked by Julie into wearing pink tutu, chased out the window and lands in toxic barrel
Melvin runs home and transforms in the Toxic Avenger
Alleyway fight scene, Toxie saves Officer O'Clancy from Cigar Face, Knuckles and Nipples
Officer O'Clancy describes the "Monster Hero" to the press
Police Chief Himmel and gangsters wonder if it was Officer O'Clancy who beat up the thugs
Mayor Belgoody and Chief Himmel discuss drug money losses
Wanda and Slug sauna scene - "I am not an animal, I'm Melvin the mop boy!"
Toxie comes home, scares his mother, makes his new home in the city dump
Mayor Belgoody's new bimbo secretary doesn't speak English
Mayor Belgoody and associates discuss toxic dumping - "Here's to better living through chemistry!"
Mexican restaurant holdup sequence
Toxie fights Mexican restaurant robbers, with extended hand to hand combat choreography against one robber before he takes out nunchucks and grabs a sword from the restaurant wall
Sarah takes Toxie to her home, and makes him a Draino sandwich, which he tosses out the window
Chief Himmel and the police check out the aftermath at the Mexican restaurant
Taco restaurant employees describe Monster Hero to police sketch artist
Dr Snodburger explains to the press that the monster is "compelled to destroy evil"
Julie and Wanda look at photos of hit and run victim in health club, fat girl asks what they're looking at, gets pushed away, then gets Julie to pull her finger and she farts
Toxie enters health club and crushes drug dealer's head with weights
Toxie forces Wanda onto hot sauna rocks - "Let this be a lesson to ya, hot ass!"
Toxie fights a pimp and his goons
Toxie cleans up Tromaville montage
Toxie and Sarah love montage w/ "Is This Love" ballad, extended with shots from previous action scenes in alleyway and Mexican restaurant during their sex scenes. This is hilarious. Also additional shots of Toxie and Sarah rolling around on their bed, playing with hula hoops and dancing in the dump.
Mayor Belgoody sees kids selling "I Love The Monster Hero" shirts, tells them to stop
At the Tromaville Health Club locker room, some guy hits on Julie and she knees him in the junk
Toxie chases Julie into the basement of the health club
Bozo and Slug beat an old lady, steal her car, Toxie kills them as the car speeds through town
Toxie throws a dwarf lady into a laundromat dryer
Toxie comes home to Sarah, scares her, and they decide to hide outside town
Mayor Belgoody gives press conference and announces that the monster must be killed
Fat girl from Tromaville Health Club tells police that Melvin is the monster, Julie and Wanda turn themselves in to police
Chief Himmel tells police he wants the monster killed, extended at the beginning with additional protests from Officer O'Clancy that the monster is a hero
Officer O'Clancy and kid from Mexican restaurant bemoan the decision to kill the monster over ice cream
The police find the tent where Toxie and Sarah are hiding out
National Guard is mobilized, extended into longer montage with shots of Mayor Belgoody overseeing the army jeeps on their way, plus re-using the same shots of tanks and jeeps on their way over and over, plus spinning newspaper headlines including one new one: MONSTER KO'S AUTO MANIACS. This is really poorly put together.
The army and Mayor Belgoody surround tent, extended by kid from Mexican restaurant and Officer O'Clancy protesting what's happening before Toxie and Sarah come out of the tent
Toxie kills Mayor Belgoody, everyone cheers, happy ending
According to IMDB, the Norwegian DVD titled Unrated Director's Cut runs 91 minutes and includes the full hit-and-run scene, Julie and Wanda turning themselves in, and the strange extended montages. No indication if it also includes the rest of the deleted/extended scenes.
In any case, seeing a version with so many extra scenes and the full gore scenes intact was one hell of a treat. I think I prefer this extended version, couldn't have asked for a better theatrical experience of the film. Long live Troma and the New Beverly theater!